Dr Larn
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Hello?*kshk*
This is Joseph Larn of the Relentless doing a coms check. Come in, over.
*kshk*
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Shikoba
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*kshk*
This is the Jien Huo. We are receiving you loud and clear
Hello Joseph, sounds like your comms are working fine.
*kshk*
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Chaplain
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*kshk*
Hello there. This is Chaplain Sutherland, on the 'Leaf on the Wind' I hear you both loud and clear.
Over.
*kshk*
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Shikoba
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*kshk*
Hey there chaplin. Good to hear from you.
How's it flyin?
*kshk*
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Chaplain
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*kshk*
The journey so far is a little shakey, but I am told that is nothing unexpected for one of these faster craft.
I trust that your journey so far is equally comfortable.
*kshk*
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Shikoba
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*kshk*
hahahahahahaha ...comfortable?.... oh yes, you guys bugged out didn't you....comfortable? I'm day dreaming about just being a little cramped.?"
*kshk*
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Chaplain
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Well, we didn't leave until the firefight was over. The crew were a little busy on some last minute things they said they needed to do, and I was out near the tavern doing what I could for the dead and dying.
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Shikoba
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Ah the Gun Sharks missed the fire fight
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Dr Larn
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*kshk*
This is Larn, it's good to hear from ya'll.
Im just in the process of making sure Jeff heals fully, hopefully the Cap'll be along soon.
Larn out.
*kshk*
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Chaplain
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*kshk*
I am glad to hear that he made it through alive Doctor.
He seemed to be well tended to when I last saw him.
I am pleased.
*kshk*
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Prince
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*kshk*
Hey compadres, this is Prince, y'all *kshk*ink I got this gorram piece o feyu *kshk* workin, we're on the *kshk* now. What's *kshk* bout a ruckus?
Hope Kurt didna *kshk* himself too bad without me...
*kshk*
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Lily
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*kshk*
Wuo Duh Tian Ah! - wonder if Kurt can get shot just for you talkin' to him?
*kshk*
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Capn Renshaw
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*kshk*
Are you kiddin me? Hurt? Me? Actually, I did get a minor ding but nothing like the day before. Thank ee for the concern though Prince, mighty kind of ya.
Maybe orta have a whip round, get you some body armour or some such.
*kshk*
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J. Vaughan
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beeeeeeep....
Voice Over Cotex Link Established .....
Until now,y'see Prince has always relied on 'is shirt bilinding the opponent and sendin' thier shots powerful wild.
Remember now, what happened in cripples corner .. stays in cripples corner.
Voice Over Cortex Link Disconnected .. . . .
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Shikoba
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*kshk*
We need some kind uv reinforce barrel recepticle. Put Prince in a Barrel, Kurt in a barrel and fire em of to seperate corners of the verse, that way both become less puncturfied an I can stop chewin cardio.
*kshk*
How's Jeff doing Larn?
*kshk*
*kshk*
How's the new Prayer baring up?
Got her flying right yet?
*kshk* ..craskle...ksz..zrrsk..whu...ly..sk*kshk*
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Prince
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| Shikoba wrote: | *kshk*
We need some kind uv reinforce barrel recepticle. Put Prince in a Barrel, Kurt in a barrel and fire em of to seperate corners of the verse, that way both become less puncturfied an I can stop chewin cardio.
*kshk*
How's Jeff doing Larn?
*kshk*
*kshk*
How's the new Prayer baring up?
Got her flying right yet?
*kshk* ..craskle...ksz..zrrsk..whu...ly..sk*kshk* |
Ah believ these 'barrels' y'all are *kshk* -ing to are called spaceships! So ah think Kurt n me are *kshk* *kshk* dandy. *kshk* to hear y'ain't *kshk* more than scratch the paintwork.
The new Prayer ain't *kshk* *kshk* cos of the gorram *kshk* , but ah got ma work cut out, that's fer darn sure.
*kshk*
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Lily
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*Kshk*
Ni How, Prince - let me know if you need any mechanical assist, yeah? And as far as barrels go, I think maybe we just tow you and the cap behind on separate lines - safest neh?
*Kshk*
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Capn Renshaw
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*kshk*
The hell! I 'aint being towed behind nothin'. We're all fine, 'aint no folks with guns to worry about out here.
*kshk*
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Shikoba
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| Capn Renshaw wrote: | *kshk*
'. We're all fine, 'aint no folks with guns to worry about out here.
*kshk* |
You never learn do you?
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Dr Larn
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*kshk*
Jeff doing fine everyone. It's good to know ya'll worry about him. He alliance through and through...he's taken worse.
Though...to have taken MORE shots during Sunday after near death on Saturday... that's one lucky soldier..
WHAMMY!
Larn out.
*Kshk*
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Capn Renshaw
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*kshk*
Hell I just picked up a pirate radio station. Tune to low end cortex 213.79. There's some song on about some fella...
Fzzzzzt...hissssssssssssssss.....ag...........
That man they call Prince (to the tune of the Hero of Canton from the Jaynetown episode of Firefly).
Prince The man they call Prince
Chorus
He got shot by the rich
and nearly died with the poor
Stood up and got shot
and he then hit the floor
We mock him right now
as we watch him wince
that poor bullet magnet
the man they call Prince.
Verse -1
Now Prince saw his buddies' backs breakin'
He saw his buddies lament
He saw the bullets come flying
and folk falling from cases now spent.
so he said "You can't do that to the Gunsharks"
he said "Do you know with whom you deal?"
Prince strapped on his hat
and in 5 seconds flat
was bleeding out into the field
Chorus-
Verse 2-
Now as Prince lay there bleeding
In front of folks like you and I
He struggled to his feet
Pulled his pistol real neat
Got shot again and damn nearly died
He soon got medic’d back upright
And was then drinking back in the bar
The man they call Prince
Damn, he makes us wince
But at least he never strays far
Chorus-
All kinds of crazy out there, sheesh!
*kshk*
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Lily
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*kshk*
Hahahahaha!  Good radio station!
*kshk*
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Chaplain
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*kshk*
The man would seem to have a reputation already.
A thing like that could be drawback out here...
*kshk*
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Shikoba
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| Dr Larn wrote: | *kshk*
Jeff doing fine everyone. It's good to know ya'll worry about him. He alliance through and through...he's taken worse.
Though...to have taken MORE shots during Sunday after near death on Saturday... that's one lucky soldier..
WHAMMY!
Larn out.
*Kshk* |
*Kshk*
No sweet thing
That's one dummass soldier. They not teach them to duck these days
*Kshk*
*Kshk*
Prince has a song? hahhahha.
Folks can keep on singing as long as they're liking but he can away from the capt'n, I'd like him with out the perforatating thanks....apparently we need him, one piece being better than the many
*Kshk*
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Gonner Hendershot
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*kshk*
Thats a ten-four on that Shepherd.
*kshk*
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Jeff Milhaven
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| Shikoba wrote: | | That's one dummass soldier. They not teach them to duck these days... |
*ksht*
Oh I ducked, darlin'.
I blame my backup.
*ksht*
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Jefferson Airplane Wong
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(ksshk)
We can all hear you sayin' that, Jeff, we're standin' right next to you here in the cockpit. over.
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Shikoba
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*Kssk*
heh heeh!
I guess soldier boy was in the "I aint ducking line, when they was handin out the smarts
*kssk*
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Capn Renshaw
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*Kshk*
Now don't you go mocking Jeff, Shikoba. I fought alongside the fella and he's plenty smart. An don't go calling folk "Soldier Boy" neither, they may take offence.
Consider yerself told, missy.
My apologies Jeff, her crazy heritage knocks a few screws loose from time to time.
*kshk*
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Shikoba
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*ksk*
Gwon Ni Tze Jee Duh shr buhn dahn liwanu
I can think of words more offensive for those with out the thinking to know a kindess when the sees it.
the'r ain nothin wrong with a soldier and I aint ever crtizise his fightin just his poor ducking skills but I'm expecting that jest sits a little raw with you.
an * kszzk* you *ksh * ng Shaing *kssk* olgise mysel *Ksk* missy *kssk* Ni bu ying duh jur gur *ksK zzrch ksk*
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Capn Renshaw
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*kshk*
I apologise for that going out over the airwaves folks. I'll ensure we keep it in house from now on. Maybe in the ass whoopin' compartment..
*kshk*
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Shikoba
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*ksk*
bai tua Uhn Jin Yee Dien bao Bei *ksk* shia suo tze sah ju yiLao Gohn Liwanu *ksk* *ksk* ur 8 itting * Button *ksk*
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"T.J."
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*kshk*
Howdy All, I've just wondered up ta the cockpit ta mock "Prince" and I find you folks are all well ahead of me.
Good for ya!
*kshk*
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Shikoba
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*Ksk*
Apparently mocking folks in a friendly kind of way is a bad thing so I ain t to mock...you are all fine upstanding individuals
*ksk*
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Chaplain
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*tshk*
I, for one, am not one for mocking.
I do however find the general level of banter between and within the crews to be a good sign while it remains good spirited.
*tshk*
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Shikoba
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*ksk*
I hear ya Chaplin..
*ksk*
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Sol
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It is good to see everyone getting allong, well, more or less.
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Chaplain
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*kshk*
Just a little ... high spirits after the hard contact in the tavern.
I'm sure folk will settle down some once the adrenaline's passed.
*kshk*
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Prince
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| Capn Renshaw wrote: |
*kshk*
Hell I just picked up a pirate radio station. Tune to low end cortex 213.79. There's some song on about some fella...
Fzzzzzt...hissssssssssssssss.....ag...........
That man they call Prince (to the tune of the Hero of Canton from the Jaynetown episode of Firefly).
Prince The man they call Prince
Chorus
He got shot by the rich
and nearly died with the poor
Stood up and got shot
and he then hit the floor
We mock him right now
as we watch him wince
that poor bullet magnet
the man they call Prince.
Verse -1
Now Prince saw his buddies' backs breakin'
He saw his buddies lament
He saw the bullets come flying
and folk falling from cases now spent.
so he said "You can't do that to the Gunsharks"
he said "Do you know with whom you deal?"
Prince strapped on his hat
and in 5 seconds flat
was bleeding out into the field
Chorus-
Verse 2-
Now as Prince lay there bleeding
In front of folks like you and I
He struggled to his feet
Pulled his pistol real neat
Got shot again and damn nearly died
He soon got medic’d back upright
And was then drinking back in the bar
The man they call Prince
Damn, he makes us wince
But at least he never strays far
Chorus-
All kinds of crazy out there, sheesh!
*kshk*
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*kshk*
...
*kshk*
How in the cheung bao ho tze 'Verse?... aw no, no, that dang ditty's gonna get all over the Cortex... what lio coh jwei ji neong hur ho deh yung duh buhn jah j'wohn came up with this....?
*kshk*
This stinks of Chad. I'm gonna rip that huen dahn a new one...
*kshk*
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Capn Renshaw
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*kshk*
Umm, yeah, Chad, must've been Chad.
Chad. Yes siree.
*kshk*
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Chaplain
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*kshk*
Well, who ever it was has heralded your presence to the 'verse.
It could put you and your crew in some interesting times.
*kshk*
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J. Vaughan
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Initiating Voice Over Cortex Link. . . . . .
Link Established. . . . . .
Tracking program initiated. .....
Cascade virus scrambler starting . . . . . **AUTHORISATION REQUIRED**. .. . . . . Aurthorisation overriden. . . .
Search syntax "Prince", "bullet", "magnet", "shot". search exclusive ....
Activate . . . . .
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Prince. Don't think i'm doing this because I like you.
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Cortext link broken. Network address and subnet mask requested . . . . . . None found.
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Chad
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Aaw sheesh,
Someone wrote a song about him? His gorram ego breaks doorframes as it is!
Hhhhm I figure the radio cast needs a Cortex 'picture show' to go with it. Now wheres that kooky data-gram that 'two-credit Tina' gave me?
**** Wave to Prince ***
Hi Prince,
Just wondering what yer favourite colour was? Oh and how do you feel about suspenders?
Don't worry about the why... it'll be a fun surprise. Honest.
Chad
**** End Wave ****
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Bo
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*kshk*
yo
*kshk*
*kshk*
tis Bo
*kshk*
*kshk*
yo
*kshk*
*kshk*
is this thing working
*kshk*
*kshk*
which button do I push to talk again?
*kshk*
*kshk*
wot?
*kshk*
*kshk*
yea? Dang!
*kshk*
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Lily
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| Chad wrote: | Aaw sheesh,
Hhhhm I figure the radio cast needs a Cortex 'picture show' to go with it. Now wheres that kooky data-gram that 'two-credit Tina' gave me?
Just wondering what yer favourite colour was? Oh and how do you feel about suspenders?
Don't worry about the why... it'll be a fun surprise. Honest.
Chad
**** End Wave **** |
*kshk*
Ha and hah! That would be darn entertaining... umm, who exactly is Two Bit Tina??? (Do I want to ask that, really...?)
*kshk*
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Lily
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*kshk*
Ni How, Bo - you may want to try the Jien Huo comms, neh?
No one's yelling at each other today... nice and quiet! 
*kshk*
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Shikoba
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| Lily wrote: | *kshk*
Ni How, Bo - you may want to try the Jien Huo comms, neh?
No one's yelling at each other today... nice and quiet!
*kshk* |
*kshk*
Sorry Honey
*kshk*
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Lily
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*kshk*
No problem, Shikoba-mei - not worried yet, no one has thrown anything around, neh? 
*kshk*
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Chaplain
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*kshk*
So, where is everyone heading now that the interesting times on Felicity are behind us?
*kshk*
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Shikoba
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| Lily wrote: | *kshk*
No problem, Shikoba-mei - not worried yet, no one has thrown anything around, neh?
*kshk* |
*kshk*
I removed all the breakables of the bridge
*kshk*
*kshk*
Lily do we have something wrong with our comms?
*kshk*
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Jeff Milhaven
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*krsht*
Well I can hear your bleed all over my channels, and I ain't even on your gorram ship.
*krsht*
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Shikoba
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*kshk*
Why thank you for pointing that out Jeff.
We found the source of the problem, I think comms will be something else stripped from the Nameless.
How you folks doin ?"
*kshk*
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Lily
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*kshk*
Heh, breakables removed doesn't mean you can't throw NON-breakables!
No probs with comms, at least not no more...
Hey Jeff! How're you doing? Good that you are up and around now - was slightly concerned...
*kshk*
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Shikoba
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*kshk*
I aint the one doing the throwin.
How's it goin Jeff, when you guys expecting to hit dirt side?
*kshk*
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Jeff Milhaven
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*krsht*
A few new scars is all.
The doc did a good patch job, an' I'm up and around again.
Just in time for all the heavy liftin'.
*krsht*
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Shikoba
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*krsht*
Why isn't that mighty considerate of you. good to hear you're healthy,.
*krsht*
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Jeff Milhaven
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*krsht*
Hell, I'll avoid it if I can, but there just 'ain't a lot of call for a guy with a cannon on a world where they don't even allow you a sidearm.
*krsht*
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Lily
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*Kshk*
Hey Jeff, am sure Heavy liftin' doesn't include drinking... pretty convinced you can manage that one! Vodka and cookies appeal, neh?
*kshk*
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Bray'lin
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*kshk*
Sorry to be breakin' up this little shindig you got goin' here.
Just a head's up to stear clear of Ezra for a while. Just got a wave that Reavers have been spotted 'round those parts.
Bastards seem to be haulin out further each year.
Bray'lin out
*kshk*
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Shikoba
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*Ksk*
I hears you Brayl'lin
Thanks for the call out.
*ksk*
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Lily
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*kshk*
āi yā Just what we need...
*kshk*
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Jon
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*Kshk*
Gorram comms system, hello? Hello?
*Kshk*
Son of a...is that light meant to be on?
*Kshk*
Howdy, any of you folks got a cortexer I could borrow? Someone got the bounty on my last one and I can't operate the gorram microwave.
*Kshk*
Doc, it's making that noise again. Gorram it.
*Kshk*
This Decadance on the General Li, out.
*Kshk*
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Bray'lin
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*Kshk*
Hey there Decadance.
Cap'in says to tell you we can hook you up with your cortexer. Got a couple of loose parts in the hold from a slavage few weeks back.
*Kshk*
Seems all comms are playin up today. Anyone got *ksck* dea why?
*kshk*
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Lily
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*kshk*
Comms...*kshk*....malfun...*kshk* Just gonna try...
(CLANG CLANG...FZZZZTTTT...)
*Kshk*
Better, neh?
comms unhappy due to sunspots...
*kshk*
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Yanna Raen
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*kshk*
This is *kshk* Raen of *kshk* S Buck. Anyone got any *kshk* they could *kshk* cos our gorram *kshk* gone ape again...
over...
*kshk*
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Shikoba
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*kshk*
Hey you sound like you've got a bo in your work, need any help?
*kshk*
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Yanna Raen
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*kshk*
Perfectly possible we *kshk* help. Pilot's forgotten his *kshk* again and we're *kshk* him with a *kshk* combined with whatever *kshk* the doc can throw at him.
I'll get the Captain to *kshk* on his *kshk* and then we can check the *kshk* to see what he's gone and done to the *kshk*. Gorram Pilots.
*kshk*
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Shikoba
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*Ksk*
less likly to be the trade more the personality
Not sure if we're in the local but give us a wave and we may have the ways of putting you right.
*ksk*
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Yanna Raen
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*kshk*
If you can fix the pilot, you're a better woman than I.
Hi. Yanna Raen, Pearl S Buck.
And you are?
*kshk*
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Lily
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*kshk* Gorram fei wu...communication net..*kshk*
*Kshk* Sorry! Ni hau Ms Buck?...
Aki-Li, engineer... Need an assist with your comms?
*kshk*
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Shikoba
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*ksk*
scuse my manners
Shikoba Cheng, Jien Huo.
what kinds of fixing are you lookin for? If it's machine broke Lily can fix it an may be abe to talk you through which wire goes where. lessin your colour blind then it's all down to scent.
*ksk*
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Lily
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*kshk*
Ai-eee - never sniff the wiring, Shik-mei... some of it smell like undead socks... or burning dog hair... either is accurate! ...
Ewwww...
Mind you, there was that one ship and the almonds.... "Marzipan Wind" neh?
*kshk*
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Shikoba
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*ksk*
Ah we are spoilt having you on board mei mei,
our previous engineer was colour blind. He said red wires smell of anchovies...must have been true we didn't explode.
*ksk*
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Lily
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*kshk*
Anchovies???? Red more likely to smell of burning plastic... but maybe if he cross wired somewhat with a air-outtake would smell of fish. Yeurgh...
Heh, we have chocolate...
*kshk*
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Bar
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| Prince wrote: |
The new Prayer ain't *kshk* *kshk* cos of the gorram *kshk* , but ah got ma work cut out, that's fer darn sure.
*kshk* |
*tsk*
Cuz of the wot pretty boy? Cuz of the wot? I ought to come up the..........and........then i'll........
*muttering*
ruttin faced inner boy, cud'na point a mule stray't
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Prince
|
Dagnammit...
*ksk*
Ladies and gennelmen o' the cortex, may ah introduce you to Bar.
Proof tha' there is non-intelligent life in the black.
*ksk*
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Bar
|
*ksk*
Oh dat's it ya He chusheng zajiao de zanghuo.
Yes'm, gonna fetch me a hick'ry then 'ave me whoopin.
*ksk*
(sounds of clambering and large metal objects falling over before cortex cuts out)
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Lily
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*kshk*
A whoopin?? Like when our Cap starts yellin..neh?
*Kshk*
Oh. THAT kinda whoopin. wěi liǎo jiě.... Hickory is best then?
*Kshk*
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Grace
|
**Ksk**
Boys,
Will you keep your arguements of the public airwaves or I'm gonna having something to say about it!!
**KsK**
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Bar
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He started it
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Grace
|
I'm a finishing it!
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